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mj-ackerman:

Probably one of the things I love the most about Momokarun is how they’re always in sync with each other, they matched each other’s energy and they literally share the same brain cells

I love how it’s always been like that from the moment they met and it never changed.

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kyraneko:

mymedlife:

#you know that line between preventing crimes and inspiring them in people who may not even have considered them before?#you may just about be able to see that line in your rearview mirror

come onnnnn. don’t leave this gold in the tags!

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what-even-is-thiss:

It’s also interesting to me how often “Kronos is back!!!!!” is a plot in Greek mythology based media when obviously the more interesting plot is Metis somehow escaping from Zeus’ head and giving birth to a boy that wants to overthrow Zeus.

Like you know fly out his ear or something and disguise herself as Hera? Use Zeus’ own sex trick against him? Finally have Athena’s full brother? Raise the boy to carry out her revenge for being swallowed?

Like so many times it’s like “Kronos is back!!!”

Who cares about old Father Time I wanna meet the new guy. Idk make him the god of social revolution or something. Or pie. Or global warming. I don’t give a heck.

liminalbeauty:

batbetbitbotbut:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

unbotheredmuse:

[Image ID: Tweet from spookay Kelly (@/ kmdoublev) on 20.06.22 reading: I have cleaned the house. The house is now read-only. Please do not edit the house. /End ID]

@swords-n-spindles

I *expletive* wish this was possible.

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byjove:

byjove:

samurai movies should have one foreign exchange cowboy and cowboy movies should have one foreign exchange samurai

Quincy Morris was the MVP and a shining example of the foreign exchange cowboy. How dare you reduce him to just being offensively American and dying?

vikingofficial:

Sent to HR for chuckling darkly

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cardassiangoodreads:

tockthewatchdog:

donjuaninhell:

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women’s liberation than the birth control pill

regicidal-defenestration:

regicidal-defenestration:

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary’s new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I’ve quoted it like anybody else knows what I’m talking about

ALT

They didn’t even call her that I’ve just been making it up in my mind this whole time

wisdomofcheer:

what-even-is-thiss:

Athena is often just depicted in her armor and battle gear but in the ancient literature she also likes wearing pretty clothes that she made. She’s a goddess of crafts after all.

Athena in the ancient literature is a goddess of war and very good at fighting but she’s also a daddy’s girl and likes wearing pretty dresses.

She’s the one of the kids that goes “but daddy surely you don’t wanna kill that guy?” and Zeus goes “aw, anything for my sweet pea” but she also throws spears good and can beat up Ares and insult people because you can be a prissy whiny little princess and also beat people up real good.

Athena isn’t a goddess of “war”, she is a goddess of “strategy”. She is a goddess of skill - crafts, technology, and otherwise. She is a goddess of Knowing How to Do Shit. If you want to make nice cloth for a pretty dress, Athena is your girl. If you want a sneaky plan to break a siege, that’s Athena too. Athena applies knowledge and skill to getting shit done.

outsidewolves:

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